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The College Experience

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

Sure I’ll get a social life but first all 121 episodes of Lost.

[via Uber Humor]

Flying Solo

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 11:00AM

For when you want to tell the world your February 14th will be primarily devoted to masturbation.

[via Izismile]

Settling In For A Long Winter

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 12, 2013 at 9:00PM

Target went from helpful to wise ass when they added the "Don't forget cat treats for all of those cats you have" sign.

[via Break]

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It's Lonely O'Clock

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Pay hourly tribute to all the felines who've been crushed under your falling towers of old newspaper.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Sticky Pool Floats

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 6, 2013 at 10:00AM

Unless you're very experienced, stay out of their deep ends.

[via The Chive]

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