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Which one is native to the island, and which one is A GHOST!?!?!

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"Oh, yeah, no, whatever, it's cool. I'll just go home and write about this in my diary for a few hours."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"OMG Olivia is so alone, I LOVE it!" -the 3 people who favorited this tweet

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Girls, watch out for the yawn move. Women, watch out for the push-her-head-down-while-you're-making-out-so-she'll-give-you-a-blowjob move.

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Ok, for starters, Brad, you're not 28. LIARS rarely get the girl.

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You know what's really hard? Playing beach volleyball by yourself.

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Released in 1986, Rent-A-Friend was a video for sad, lonely people with VCRs and a severe to extreme amount of desperation.

It's sort of like hiring a prostitute. But then getting the chatty, weird one that just wants to talk about her exes.

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Forever Alone is one of the many offshoots of Rageguy comics (aka FFFUUUUU).  Whereas Rageguy comics make light of the things that piss us off, Forever Alone touches on the things that make us lonely.

But the irony of Forever Alone comics is they can actually make us feel less alone.  They prove that the things that make us feel lonely don't just happen to us, they happen to at least one other person — you know, whoever made the comic.

For many, Valentine's Day is one of the loneliest days of the year.

But here's a bright spot: According to Know Your Meme, the Forever Alone meme first appeared sometime around June 2010.  That means this Valentine's Day is the first ever to be celebrated with Forever Alone!

So, if you're alone this Valentine's, don't wallow in your sadness.  Check out some Forever Alone comics and realize that tons of people out there are just as pathetic as you are!  In fact, they are more pathetic, because they spend their free time making online comics!

You can find some decent Forever Alone archives at Know Your Meme or by searching Reddit.  You can even make your own Forever Alones and buy Forever Alone t-shirts.

Ha, but look at me, telling you where to find them.  You're Forever Alone.  You're probably an expert at using the Internet.

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Lonely Paul in Elgin, Illinois is so desperate to find love, he's dedicated an entire blog to it.

Can Anyone Find Me A Wife? is a sad compilation of the 38 reasons Paul claims women should love him. "Furriness" and a guarantee that "you'll be the smart one" are among the list.

Sure, it's a joke. But come on, he's clearly an actual single man. So let's find him a wife because he's offering 5% of his future income to the lucky gal!

You guys know desperate ladies, right? Because I certainly didn't already send him all my info and set up a date for next week or anything.

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Actually, Graph, sometimes I turn on the TV because I am afraid of ghosts.  So screw you.

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