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"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

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"What'samatter, does the cewebwity NBA team need a fwesh diaper?"

But let's be real: I'd rather poop my big boy pants in Houston and return home to LA, than never poop my pants and live in Houston.

[via Buzzfeed]

Surely someone in prison will be able to teach him.

[via The HD]

Los Angeles sports fans called it "Sportsageddon."

Los Angeles immigrants called it "Mucho Horas Extraordinarias."

[via The Daily What]

REWARD OFFERED FOR ANYONE WHO FOUND A GREY BIKE NEAR ST. NICHOLAS' CATHEDRAL. MEET ME IN THE MAIN STREET ALLEY AT MIDNIGHT.

CASH REWARD.

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT OTHER SIGN OVER THERE.

-MIKE

[via BWE]

If you don't live in Los Angeles then you are really missing out on KTLA news. Imagine that a group of people all moved to Hollywood to be actors and actresses then decided to fall back on their Communications degrees 6 years later and accept jobs at the local news station. Can you imagine what that would be like?

Okay, that's every other news station in Los Angeles. KTLA is worse.

This is the group of anchors that are still auditioning for Allstate commercials on the side. They are not giving up on their dreams and that 6:00 AM news program is their potential ticket to fame.

Unfortunately, somebody assigned them a story about Shake Weights.

[via Jezebel]

Here's a crazy story: On Tuesday, a man was arrested in Los Angeles for running down the 405 Freeway naked during morning rush hour.  Apparently some lucky commuter was able to snap the priceless photo above.

Now before you judge him…  BEFORE YOU JUDGE HIM, OKAY!!!

WAIT!  STOP!!  Before you JUDGE this guy, keep this in mind…

He was on tons of drugs.

Okay.  Had you taken that into consideration??

Had you?

[FYI, I have no confirmation that this guy was on tons of drugs.  BUT BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, OKAY!  BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME...  He had to have been on tons of drugs.  He just had to.]

[via Jalopnik]

I can never put these f%#@ing Transformers back together completely.

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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VIP parking at the Staples Center has gotten out of control.

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Girl 1: OMG, we're hot. I wonder if guys look at our asses.

Girl 2: LOL, let's do an experiment.

Girl 1: OMG, good idea. But how will we know if they're looking at our asses because we're hot or because we have a camera attached to it and that's not something people are used to seeing on a butt?

Girl 2: IDK. Does it matter?

Girl 1: LOL. Of course not. BTW, we're hot.

[via HuffPo]