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People don't have to know what your life is like; that's why we have doors and curtains. It's also why we have the internet. Outside of being used for porn, weirdos use the internet to buy freaky baby/animal items for their pets, like this doggie high chair.
You ever see that old nutty lady pushing a stroller with her dog or cat inside around your neighborhood? This is what she's got attached to her table.
People are weird man. Get used to it. Check out more awesome insane pet items HERE.
Round 1 has come to an end, and what an amazing four days it was!
We received over 17,000 votes per poll for a whopping 139,000+ total votes. I don't think Montana does that well in their gubernatorial election.
What happened? Well, first, let's look at a couple blow outs.
Jumpsuits was the biggest winner, clobbering Raincoats by a 76% to 24% margin. They'll be taking on another big winner in the second round, Fruit Costumes, which beat up on the much heralded Wetsuits to the tune of over 5,000 votes.
In our closest battle, surprisingly Bowling Shirts edged out Sweater Vests by just 284 votes. Sweater Vests received a lot of nominations, but turns out people just couldn't resist seeing Daniel in turquoise. In what's sure to be an interesting 2nd round match up, Bowling Shirt will face Hawaiian Shirts, which soundly defeated Argyle — proving once again that no one is a winner when they're wearing argyle.
In a monster upset for fashion, Ugly Sweaters had a 32 percentage point victory over Formal Jackets. Turns out our stylist was right: People aren't ready to see a formal Daniel Tosh yet. But voting did Daniel's favorite team proud, as Sports Jerseys edged out Track Jackets by just under 2,000 votes, probably with a little support from Miami fans.
Lastly, Metal Tees took down my personal favorite Starter Jackets by a slim margin, 327 votes, though I don't think anything is more metal than rockin' an old school Starter Jacket! We'll see if Slayer is ready to kick some ass against Mesh Shirts in the next round, as the slightly see-through top beat up on Bathrobes by a 20% margin. Metal vs. Mesh is sure to be an epic battle.
And that's it. Your 1st round winners and loser and your 2nd round match ups.
And then check back tomorrow at noon for the start of 2nd round voting! It's down to our elite eight articles of clothing…
Good sweet lord do not try this at home. What's wrong with you people?
MULTIPLE people sent this to me today. MULTIPLE.
More people sent this to me, in fact, than Keyboard Cat. At least the Keyboard Cat has something to show us: his amazing keyboard talent. This is just poor taste! You all need to chill out and think about your lives. This is worse than all of the thousands of penises on that site. Not a fan.
Surprise, surprise, it's Speidi's book, "How to Be Famous."
I'm not sure who gave these dolts a book deal in the first place, but EW has named their literary bomb the worst book in all of 2009. That's not an easy feat to accomplish, unless you're them and fail at everything you do in life.
Or if you're just trying to succeed at being obnoxious. In that case, well done.
Their book may have failed, but their time on Tosh.0 was one of my top moments of the year. Remember?