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"Lost" fans are crazy. That's a fact. That's written in the book of facts next to 'smoking is bad' and 'girls are emotional'. These are all indisputable facts.
Some "Lost" fans are so crazy they've been playing Hurley's winning lotto numbers in the Mega Millions lottery for who knows how long. And it's finally paid off.
Four out of the six numbers were drawn in last night's jackpot!
After the winnings were divided among all 9,000 Hurley hopefuls (as well as the regular, normal people who just happen to be lucky) everyone walked away with $150.
I think that's fair. If you've spent the last 8 months trying to figure out the season finale, you deserve exactly $150. Take it. Buy a friend.
It's been three days since the series finale of Lost and many fans are having trouble coping with the amount of questions left answered.
I haven't watched the show since the first season so I expected to be confused by the attempt to wrap things up. It doesn't even make sense to me when reenacted by cats. But I'm not bothered by the gaping holes in the plot.
I guess the only questions nagging at me regard Boone. Like, when did he become a vampire that's in love with a high school student?
And, most importantly, what happened to his ability to control his eyebrows?
Supposedly, some leaked pages from the script of the final episode of Lost are circulating on the Internet. The A.V. Club reports:
SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to publish one of those pages below!!!!!
INT. YOUR LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
YOU and YOUR GIRLFRIEND sit on the couch. The closing credits of the final episode of Lost flash on your TV screen.
I wasted six years of my life for THAT!
Honey, calm down. I know how you get
about this sort of thing.
Oh! You know how I get?!?
You grab a nearby shotgun. You COCK IT.
So I guess you expected THIS, huh?!?
Yes! Of course, I did! You're always
grabbing that shotgun!! When The Sopranos
finale cut to black, three people at HBO
went to the hospital! You spent 2 years
You stand with confidence, shotgun rested calmly on your shoulder.
I hope the guards kept my bed warm.
This is hilarious. The song is so accurate that you just can't help but nod your head and laugh.
Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, and The OC are all guilty of using a dramatic song at the end of the episode to conveniently wrap up the plot line.
I refuse to say anything negative about Friday Night Lights. Sure, FNL probably does this as well. But I've never noticed! Must've been too busy two-hand kissing my poster of Taylor Kitsch.
[via Entertainment Weekly]
OMG, did you guys see Lost last night?
It was the one where MItch Buchannon had to save that big-chested girl from the shark but then C.J. totally thought he was cheating on her and they got in that big fight on the beach right in front of Hobie and Brad. That was crazy. And then they did it in the sand.
Their jobs seem so stressful, what with all the tourists drowning and the younger lifeguards trying to steal the spotlight and the scary black smoke.
I'm still confused about the black smoke. Is The Hoff on fire?
I don?t know what all the fuss is about. Lost doesn?t seem that confusing.
I mean, I?ve never seen it but by the looks of this promo I?d say it?s a simple coming-of-age comedy series.
The main character is the fat guy. His gay lover is the one with the glasses. They move to L.A. and join a band. In their free time they do yoga, go to luaus, and cruise around town with the good-looking Asian guy and the little hairy one.
Seems sort of like Entourage meets Friends and How I Met Your Mother.
I think I?ll start watching. I?ve been looking for a fun, lighthearted series and the plot seems easy enough to follow that I can just jump right in.
Listen up, people of the world! I have spectacular news!
If you are secretly very interested in the iPad, even though it's been established that it kind of sucks, and you're not important enough to have received one of the few released early, (or Daniel Tosh got yours), then boy, do I have a solution for you!
All you have to do to purchase your very own iPad is be at the University of New York in 1998! Apparently Felicity's friends were using the iPad long before Steve Jobs & Co. ever invented it.
That J.J. Abrams. Even in the nineties he was already bending time and space to create a dimension of our universe where the future is the present and everyone is confused.
You see, having never watched Lost, that is currently 105 hours of my life I have that others do not.
You know what I've done with those 105 hours?
Sorted my CD collection. I can find my original compact disc pressing of The Edgar Winter Group's 1972 classic They Only Come Out At Night featuring the monster rock hits "Free Ride" and "Frankenstein" in under 30 seconds. If we ever enter an oddly variegated post-apocalyptic society where iTunes has been wiped off the face of the planet, but CD players are still functional, I'll be in great shape.
But from what I've gathered Lost is a show about people who are lost on an island after a plane crash where they think all has been lost but what is lost upon them is that there are many strange factors that are out of their control and we're not really sure how lost they actually are.
Basically, it's the story of television executives who discovered you can make a fortune by dragging people along with loose ends you haven't put any thought into how to tie up.
And people on the Internet love it! Probably because the Internet is sucker central. Why do you think all the Nigerian scam artists advertise there?
Alright, let the backlash about how I am an idiot because Lost is awesome begin.
[image via The Daily What, rant via my brain]
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