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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Rename This Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Scooter with a Train Horn". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Daniel Ellern with his title, "It rains pussy in colllege." Congrats, Daniel!

[via College Humor]

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Want To Know What It's Like To Have Neighbors That Have Really Loud Sex At Night?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Ae your neighbors too quiet during lovemaking? Are their windows too closed? Play this tonight when you climb into bed!

And when you get sick of that, there's always a dubstep version.

Alternately, you can come over to my apartment. My male neighbor belts Lady Gaga at all hours of the night. I've never recorded it but it basically sounds like the remix of this couple having sex minus the parts the catchy parts.

[via BIOTV]

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Things to Do While Your Neighbors Are Boning

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

The real challenge is trying to guess when the last time this guy got laid was.

I give him points for not being a bad looking guy.  But he loses points for hanging toy cars on his wall.  The guitar is a wash.  Though it is acoustic…

I don't know.  A couple months?

[via Happy Place]

There's Still Someone in the World Who Gets Excited About Angry Birds

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2011 at 4:00PM

You know who else is angry?  My ears.

The noises your kid makes are about as appealing to me as listening to the new Coldplay record.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

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The Bass Is Too Damn High!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 16, 2011 at 3:00PM

I'd tell her to touch up those roots when she's done but I don't know sign language.

[via Stuff]

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Can You Please Turn Down Your Music?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 1:00PM

It gave my wife an abortion.

[via The Daily What]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 9, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 5, 2010 at 6:00PM

This video is called "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool."  I believe in the separation of church and title.  Let's rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote by a small landslide was Chris H with his title, "It's finally a good time to spank the monkey."  I DON'T GET IT, CHRIS!  IT'S TOO SUBTLE!!  Just kidding.  It's hilarious.  Masturbation.  Awesome.  Congratulations, Chris H!

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Bleep Key

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 3, 2010 at 11:42PM

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

fucking, fucking, queer, shit, shit

Now go wash your mouth out with soap.

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