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I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

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But every part of him is SO sweet.

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Those vegetarians look an awful lot like lesbians.

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Actually Amanda and Claire are the names of his nipple rings. (One's a tiger in the sack, the other's totally prude.)

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Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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Finally! I'm so tired of fucking Stevie Wonder's nostril.

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Don't worry: most of these proctology exams are staged.

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Her farts are the wind beneath his wheels.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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If not, you must be watching Jodie Foster's acceptance speech on repeat.

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