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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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If not, you must be watching Jodie Foster's acceptance speech on repeat.

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One of these people loves the shocker, and the other one loves butts. Which is which?

Hint: this is a trick question.

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"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."

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But I thought Hector Elizondo was married?  Why is he going by Marc??

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He's gonna have a tough time deciding whether the title should be, "Dis Shit Don't Stop" or "We At It Again".

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Challenge: Figure out who's banging who and win 1 million dollars.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bad Bike Jump (above)
• Drops Off with Machine Gun
• Mud Divers
• Ferrari Love
• Tough Guy
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Naked Scuba
• Web Redemption raw clip: Girl Scout Thieves 
• Andy Milonakis' cousin
• Bottomless Basketball League

Although I do love all those things, I think I'll take a Sluts shirt. In an extra small.

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My Uncle Bob felt the exact same way! RIP Aunt Nancy. Now you are perfect.

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