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Blink Twice If You're In Trouble

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

I bet a week's pay that monkey is wearing cheap cologne.

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chicken

cologne

creepy

embrace

hug

love

monkey

tongue

Questionable Advertising

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

Hard to tell if this is an ad or a warning.

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ads

advertising

billboard

creepy

doc

kids

love

marketing

pedophile

run

Relationship Q & A

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

Follow-up question: What if he doesn't want to sleep OR cuddle, and just wants you to get the fuck out?

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cuddle

cuddling

date

dating

girl

guy

hookup

love

orgasm

relationship

romance

Sex

Slippery When Wet

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Honey, our dog has sex photos on the Internet." – Something that will have to be said this weekend.

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dog

from behind

internet

love

public

road

Sex

small town

street

wet

Couples Only

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2013 at 9:00PM

Good news, date night is really cheap. Bad news, you're a goddamn insane person.

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couple

date night

doll

love

relationship

strange

wtf

Good For You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

It won't last. My dick hardly ever buys me cool shirts anymore.

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aunt

cunt

dick

love

message

misread

my aunt loves me

shirt

text

wtf