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Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.
When given Adderall, the spider wrote a thirty page paper in under an hour, then dressed like a whore and went out for the night.
[via YouTube]
So, you think you can just play around with powerful psychoactive, psychedelic and illegal drugs like LSD and everything will be fine?
"I have a strong ego and a sharp mind. I can take it," you blather.
Well let this be a lesson to you: Drugs change you.
They change you into a long-winded, self-centered hippie douche who can't even let your buddy bask in the glory of scoring some tail.
We get it, dude: You're annoying.
[via Reddit]
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