Happy Valentine's Day from an Unintentionally Creepy Kid
"Ha. You think we're lucky we're alive? Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."
[via Happy Place]
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"Ha. You think we're lucky we're alive? Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."
[via Happy Place]
This crazy video has been making the rounds recently.
Though many have declared it to be fake, Jalopnik has confirmed it's authenticity, even providing a picture of the aftermath.
What's the moral here?
Always be videotaping as you drive!
If Wendy had been paying attention to the road instead of focusing on her iPhone, she would have seen the 2×4 flying directly at her and her natural instincts would have caused her to swerve sending the plank directly into her head!
Using smartphones while driving saves lives! Tell your congressman!
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