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"We're out of Kraft Mac and Cheese, but would you accept Mac and Kraft Cheese?"

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Had I been there, I never would've let her bring a melon one-piece to the beach.

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Anybody got a dollar bill I could roll up?

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Now watch me prepare mashed potatoes with my desktop PC.

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Still better than being a PC.

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Apple is finally putting an end to their extremely successful "Get a Mac" ad campaign that featured Justin Long as the Mac and John Hodgman as the PC.  The ads have run since back in 2006.

Personally, I think it's great that these ads are finally coming to an end.  Now Justin Long will have plenty more time to act in all the amazing movies he chooses to perform in.

Amazing movies like Strange Wilderness and Old Dogs and Crossroads and Jeepers Creepers 2 and Planet 51 and After.Life and Alvin and the Chimpmunks and Serious Moonlight and Waiting… and Accepted and Herbie: Fully Loaded and He's Just Not That Into You and Jeepers Creepers and The Sasquatch Gang and Battle For Terra and Happy Campers and Idiocracy and The Break-Up and Raising Genius and Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.

Thank god Justin can get back to a full-time acting schedule and continue to bring magic to the screen.

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The simplicity is stunning…

One ATM machine, one vowel written twice, a little black paint.

EAT ME indeed.

Though I personally would have been equally entertained with "FATMO."  (Which is also apparently a Nashville burger chain??)

I'm easy to please.

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The image above was by far the top thing on all of Digg yesterday.

The idea is that, with a Mac, the webcam is built into the screen, whereas on a PC, you buy a separate webcam, thus, with a PC, fixing a webcam is far easier as you can just send in your webcam to be fixed instead of having to send in your entire screen.

Therefore, PCs are better.

But there is a flaw in that argument…

No one cares about their stupid webcam.

Problem resolved.

Alright, bub.  You've already seen the picture, so you get the joke, but allow me to "riff" on it anyway.  Because that's what they pay us the big blogger bucks to do!

'Cause you see, the Windows' people have been spending all that money on those "Laptop Hunters" television commericals with attractive women making unattractice computer purchases to show how buyers get more value for their money buying a PC.

And that worked, but here, you see, this is their new campaign: The one where you tape an apple to your laptop and then it's like an Apple!

Right?!  Am I right??  Just like next time you're eating an apple, just turn to your friends and be like, "Is this an iPhone?!  Am I eating an iPhone?!?  Because it tastes like I'm eating some sort of an Apple product!!!"

Your friends will bury you in a shallow grave.

Defamer posted this video of some fun-loving party people celebrating the release of Windows 7 just as comfortably as anyone could. If Microsoft wants people will have Windows 7 release parties, this isn't the way to do it. It's looks about as fun as Thanksgiving at my in-laws'.

Watching this makes me proud I own a Mac. I'll take Justin Long and John Hodgman over this tomfoolery any day.

And really, Microsoft, an old lady at your "party?" Please. The most technologically advanced thing that lady uses is the Clapper, and you know it.