mac and cheese

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Japanese toilet candy lets you drink out of the toilet like you've always dreamed!
• This Chinese airport worker doesn't give a SHIT about your packages.
• Places I've Pooped app. Because you don't wanna blow up the same place twice.
• A baby ostrich falling asleep. He's tired of not being able to fly. GET IT?!
• Justin Bieber allegedly hit a paparazzo with his car! And when I say "hit" I mean "that photographer should grow some balls because he barely touched him."
• Women's POV is the best POV. Boobies.
• Mac and cheese, fried chicken and mashed potato burrito. For your diet's cheat day.
• Kanye West's Yeezus promo is an American Psycho parody with Scott Disick. Can Scott Disick act? No.
• A news anchor got a liiiittle bit confused on air. Style and grace up in this place.
• Scout the dog vs a toy helicopter. Short and sweet, just like Danny DeVito.
• And Jon Gosselin ruined the Ed Hardy brand. Weird because I thought their douchey, ugly fucking clothes are what ruined the brand.

[still via Tastefully Offensive]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

The fact that you think a "whole box" of Mac and Cheese is a lot makes you 100% a chick.

Maaaybe. But in Pat's defense, his diet only consists of Jello and Werther's Originals.

What's really upsetting is that Condoleezza Rice only has macaroni and cheese one a year. That is some sad, oppressive shit right there.

[via Videogum]

In the past 6 months, the Epic Meal Time guys have gone from novelty to Internet celebs, sporting an unblemished record of weekly million-plus-view videos and even TV appearances.

But you haven't really made it until you get your own kid parody.  (Wes.7 anyone?)

"I bet you wish you had the metabolism to drink this, hater.  I'm 10 years old," this pint-sized parody host proclaims in the vid above.

Whatever, dude.  Nice house you got there.  What are you?  Upper middle class??  You gonna eat that mac 'n' cheese meat lasagna with the golden spoon you were born with in your mouth??

Yeah, I went there.

But seriously, can I swing by sometime?  You seem to have a lot of spare food and the blogging game has left me a little light in the wallet…

[via The Daily What]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Oh my god, that's such a coincidence…

It's 7 pm and I'm shooting smack and blogging for #tosh.0!

We both lead very unhealthy lives.

I'm going to start a research study on the correlation between childish diets and immature senses of humor. Because the fans aren't eating brussel sprouts. That much is clear.

But that's okay! We're right there with you. Three of my coworkers and I stood in line for an hour last Friday to get grilled cheese sandwiches and tater tots out of a food truck.

IT WAS SOOOOO WORTH IT!

Grab your chicken nuggets and apple juice, an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 is on TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!