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"Not to brag, but I have the perfect body for radio."

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This has been my post-workout power move for years.

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Anal beads bracelets not included.

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Nailed it.

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There are a few copies in the restroom trash can if you do want to read it in there.

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6. Later in bed, take a bite out of his dick then spit it into a napkin and say, "I told you so."

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Hustler CEO Larry Flynt is "gonna be out of town for a couple weeks" and he wants our very own Daniel Tosh to run Hustler's editorial meeting!

They're even offering Daniel his own office with a "Hustler model secretary".

Wow. That's a lot better than what he has here! Which is his own office with "Hustler model wallpaper".

Do you think he should do it?

[TMZ]

Where the glory comes out.

This is real, by the way.

There is nothing fake about the ORAL Roberts Ministries magazine.

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Controversy at a Harps Food Store in Mountain Home, Arkansas, where "Family Shields" were placed over the cover of Us Weeklys that featured an image of Elton John with his partner and their new baby.

Oh, I get it!  We'll protect kids today from having to see a gay couple with a baby, but no one's going to protect me from having to listen to "Bennie & the Jets" a thousand times on classic rock radio.

Screw you, America!  Your priorities are all fucked up.

Anyway, a campaign on Twitter eventually helped get the "Shields" taken down.

You know what to do next, Twitter.  Let's get that anti-"Bennie & the Jets" campaign rolling.

Bennie!  Bennie!  Bennie!  …and the Jeh-eh-ets!

Great.  Now it's in my head.

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This is the end of that poem:

"The youth … The wild that rose up from the ashes. The adults … Living and dead that fought for our rights … Artists … Sweet artists …. Hold on … Crazy, the world goes on … And goes …."

You're probably confused. But that's probably just because you didn't get to read the beginning.

Guess we'll all have to go buy 'Playboy' now. Those ellipses aren't reading themselves.

Also, Islam Erotica? Yeah, this issue has serious potential.

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