Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- What is Ricky doing? More importantly why did his mom get knocked up by a traffic cone?
- An iPhone app as birth control. Don't trust things that break every 2 years.
- 10 magazines that shouldn't exist. Yes, there's one about porta-potty workers.
- Pay to promote yourself on OkCupid! Probably the only thing in the whole relationship he'll pay for AMIRIGHT, LADIES?
- Russian truck accident compilation. Lots of vodka drinkin' on those roads.
- Rihanna went parasailing. And by parasailing I mean we saw her nipple piercing.
- Tons of pictures of hot girls doing things! Like standing in their underwear.
- B-ball baby Titus got nailed in the dome by a TV anchor. See?! He's not special he's just a fucking baby.
- The Golden sisters try to twerk like Miley. Or is it Millie? Mlyley?
- And a goat having dinner, obviously using the fine china.
[video via Unique Daily]