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The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

You want me to take make-up advice from you? You can't even say the word stuff! Or tutorial. How am I supposed to follow your tutorial if you can't pronounce the word tutorial?

And what? Do you just love everything Sigma makes? Sounds like you work for Sigma. How am I supposed to trust that your opinion is unbiased if you just keep showing me Sigma products that you "love"?

Her made these? You don't know how "her" made these?!? How about you spend less time reviewing brushes and more time learning pronouns?

How's that sound, kid?

Leave the "torials" to those of us with front teeth.

[via TheDW]

Call all your friends! There's a new lip gloss on sale that changes color depending on your mood. It even comes with a color chart. Cool, right? It's like a mood ring, for your face. And you've been wanting one of those!

Too Faced's Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss is being advertising as a way for your partner to tell if you're in the mood for sex. Aside from the traditional kissing and getting naked technique for arousal awareness, of course.

The gloss reacts with a girl's body chemistry to change from clear to deep crimson as the wearer becomes more frisky. Problem is, it's emotionally activated. Which means technically the gloss color changes for other moods as well.

One gloss user claimed that her lip color turned pink when she got really mad. So I guess it's up to the guy to figure that one out.

Is she ready to hit me or hump me? Because it's one or the other. Check the chart! Check the chart!

[Geekologie]

Blogger Sarah McPherson pulled off a Halloween costume that the Internet is falling all over: a pixelated image girl.

What a trip! When I first saw her, the make-up tricked me and I thought I was looking at an image on my computer! Then, I realized that it's actually a girl, dressed up as an image!

Then, I realized that I actually AM looking at an image on my computer — an image of her being an image for Halloween. I was right all along. Trust your instincts.

[via Neatorama]