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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Nice Catch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2013 at 4:00PM

Couples who bronze together last long together.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

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bronzer

car

car accident

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make-up

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 15, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tags: 

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song

thong

wig

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 10, 2011 at 7:00PM

Every week we see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Tyler Kuykendall in response to a five year old's make-up tutorial.

Samwell is endlessly awesome. But there are a few times when a "what what in the butt" comment just seems wrong. One of those times is in response to a video of a five year old.

Little weird, Tyler. Couldn't you have just gone with "beans and cornbread"?

Girl Transforms Herself Into Jared Leto

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2010 at 1:00PM

When I was in 3rd grade I went to the zoo and watched a koala give birth. For the past two decades, that has held the title as "The Most Disturbing Thing I've Ever Seen".

Not anymore.

[via CH]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 8, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Makeup Suggestion for the Rest of the Week

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 16, 2009 at 1:00PM

It's a pretty sad time. Season one of Tosh.0 is over. Don't worry. As you can probably tell, the blog is still here.  We'll continue posting until Tosh returns.

Still, I expect that you've cried at least eight or nine times since the season finale aired last week. Well, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. It's only a TV show.

Instead of being a wuss all the time — just try looking like one. I've dug up an online makeup tutorial that will make it look like you're crying, even when you aren't. So, dry your eyes. You'll still get all the attention of concerned peers asking, "Why are you crying?" without the constant puffy face, the added expense of tissue boxes and the nagging urge to slit your wrists.

There's even a bonus tutorial: Lady GaGa lips. You should wear those, even on happy days.

Share your lamentations in the comments.

Great Moments in Tosh.0

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 22, 2009 at 7:00PM

Leave Chris Crocker alone!

Don't, he loves the attention.

But do tune in tonight and pay attention to a brand new episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!

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