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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

There Is ONE Upside To Shopping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 12:00PM

nipple touch

"That's right, son. Very gentle." -His dad, who is taking this photo.

[via I am Bored]

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boob

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This Line Is Not Moving At All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

I know black guys walk slow but this is RIDICULOUS!!

He's wearing a nice jacket though. Wonder where I could get one of those.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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asian

black

Friday

guys

line

LOL

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Is It Racist? – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Did you dress me in this shirt because I'm black?" -Mannequin

[via izismile]

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adidas

black

clothes

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run

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Two Down, One To Go

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

He's hoping that the last one's actually got the goods.

[via FailBlog]

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The Strangest Kind of Mixed-Race Kid

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 11, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I don't see skin color.  …  No, seriously.  I can't see skin color.  It's a rare condition.  I'm probably not the right guy to put your mannequins together."

[via Reddit]

Being a Mannequin Is Not a Choice

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 25, 2011 at 2:00PM

All the good mannequins are either taken or gay.

[via Reddit]

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clothes

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mannequin

pose

shop

shopping

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Sex Education: You're Doin' It Wrong

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 30, 2010 at 2:00PM

Yeah, that's right, kid.  Nothing down there at all.  Move along now.

[via Reddit]

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