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"I can't figure this map out.  Just meet me at the Cinnabon and I'll murder you there."

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Last week, we showed you a map of Penis Sizes of the World.

Now our heroes at the Filthy Map Company (they prefer to be referred to as TargetMap) have released the World Map of Average Breast Cup Size.

Next up: World ass sizes.  I have a good feeling about America taking that category.

Alright, won't be posting for awhile.  Moving to Russia.  Or maybe Norway.  I've heard they have good unemployment there and I obviously have no skills that are of any use outside of the English-speaking world.  Other than Certified Boob Inspector.

[via Geekologie]

A number of sites have been publishing this color-coded world map of penis sizes.

Frankly, I'm excited this came out.  I was beginning to think all those times an inspector from the World Map of Penis Sizes Organization stopped me on the street and said he had to look at my penis were for naught.

Thank god I repeatedly showed that guy my penis!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

AWorldOfTweets.com is an amazing site that allows users to visualize where in the world people are tweeting and how popular tweeting is in different areas.

I let the site run for about 10 minutes this afternoon allowing it to compile where different tweets came from during that period.  The resulting image is seen above.

It's interesting what you can learn by looking at this map.  For instance:

1. Everyone is asleep on the eastern side of the globe right now except in Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia where people must really be into tweeting about how they are banging hookers.  (Just a guess.)
2. Tweeting is more popular on the eastern half of the US than the western half probably because fields of corn still haven't upgraded to smartphones.
3. Twitter isn't very popular in Africa.  They must prefer Google Buzz.

Go check out the site for yourself here.

[via TechCrunch]

If you're going to make your "afternoon t-storms" graphic look like a giant dick, at least make it kind of flesh-colored for no reason whatsoever.

Oh, wait.  He kinda did.

I'm going to go so far as to say that if you don't think this looks like a walking penis that has just ejaculated on its own head, there is something wrong with you.

I actually played this course once.  My caddy told me to "keep your tee shot to the right, away from the giant lake of semen."

[via The Daily What]

The blog Bits and Pieces revisited this Wikipedia image above showing countries that have officially adopted the metric system (in green) and those who have not.

As stated on Wikipedia, "Only three nations have not officially adopted the International System of Units as their primary or sole system of measurement: Burma, Liberia, and the United States."  Like it's some sort of guilt trip or something.  I thought Wikipedia was supposed to be unbiased!

Haven't we gotten over this whole metric system debate?

Let me reiterate, anything that's good enough for Myanmar is good enough for me.

And also, what about Antarctica?  Yeah, the giant gray area at the bottom of the map?  Why isn't anyone giving them shit for not adopting the metric system?  If that map is to scale that place is like 100 thousand furlongs wide!  Why's no one on their case.

Here's what I'm thinking: The U.S. will adopt the metric system when Antarctica does.  Deal?

Vid or it didn't happen! Above: Proof that Senator Al Franken can draw a map of the United States entirely from memory. This clip is getting more coverage on the political blogs today than health care. Is it really that impressive? It seems that senators are so characterless and out-of-touch that all they have to do is draw the United States to be entertaining. Granted, this stunt was pulled at a state fair, where even agriculture is entertaining.

[via BuzzFeed]

Edited — thanks Pete.