All day long I search the vast interwebs for pictures and videos that contain one or more of the following: tits, puke, bodily harm, racism, bacon, someone failing at something, cats, or drugs.
And while I love my job I have to admit that every once in a while I get the urge to stray off the beaten Tosh.0 path and just post something really cute.
Because when it comes down to it, I'm still a girl with a pink cell phone and a desire to cuddle.
The first few times I came across "Marcel The Shell With Shoes On", I ignored the video because I figured it wouldn't be right for the Tosh crowd. Then I finally watched it. And now it is my favorite thing ever.
There's no puke but there is a talking shell in shoes. And the shell is really, really funny. Watch it. Love it. And when it's over, you can go back to scratching your junk while burping up last night's beer. Deal?