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Just Because You Can Have Children Doesn't Mean You Should

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2012 at 11:00AM

"You're the ones who put me to bed, assholes!" -This baby

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The Key to a Woman's Heart

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 24, 2012 at 2:00PM

Just don't try your key in the wrong keyhole.

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The Woes Of A College Student

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 27, 2011 at 11:00AM

You return our blue one first!

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Baby Learns Early Not To Fall Asleep At Parties

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 1, 2011 at 5:00PM

"But it was my naptime!"

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More Things You Can Write on Cars (But Shouldn't Write on Cars)

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 10, 2010 at 12:00PM

Not to be outdone by Carly and her CliTaurus, I saw this image on the web yesterday and found it kind of funny.

And then I found it kind of unfunny and decided not to post it.

But now I'm thinking we have a whole "things you can write on cars" theme going so why not.

Blame Carly.

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