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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

If You Smoke Enough to Warrant a Cigarette Birthday Cake, You Deserve to Celebrate Being Alive

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 26, 2011 at 10:00AM

That's a pretty sweet cake.  But before you get jealous, white people, I found a cake for you too…

Because if there's one thing a 52-year-old smoker needs, it's a shitload of sugar.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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