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Challenge: watch entire video WITHOUT macing your screen.

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Is this what they mean by "tax benefits"?

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Or better yet: a gun!

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The one thing I wouldn't do for sex: go on Family Feud.

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Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

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Kissing Andrea is like eating live calamari.

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They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

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And since he waited until he got married, he can look forward to "that's it?" sex maybe twice a week! If he starts bugging her about it before she can pretend to be asleep.

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"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

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According to The Huffington Post, a man was arrested after allegedly attacking his wife with a sandwich by pushing her down and rubbing the sandwich on her face.

The man has been charged with one count of assault and three counts of wasting tuna.