marriage

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yes, at "He Wants a Divorce" O'Clock.

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

First comes love, then comes the cheesy engagement announcements made into a magnet that they insist you put on your fridge.

[via izismile]

Seems a little hypocritical considering how flaming he is.

[via Barstool]

"Don't bother me now, ring!  I'm having the best sex of my life!"

[via Izismile]

And Nick found Lauren to be incredibly good at blowing. Glass. Blowing glass. Which is weirdly a hobby that the two of them shared and they just really hit it off.

[via Break]

If a guy with Mike Tyson's face for an ass can find love, then there is hope for us all.

[via IHC]

Jesus Fucking Christ, I Did Not Agree to This! by the Cat

[via Pleated Jeans]

It actually makes the wedding a lot cheaper.  Because no one shows up.  Because you are creepy.

[via Izismile]

Yesterday, a Seattle woman married a 107-year-old warehouse set for demolition.

Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is.  The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."

Poor people and people of color were seen shaking their heads and saying, "Fuckin' white bitches."

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath / video via KOMO]