Tosh.0 Blog

Blushing Bride

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"What is that God-awful smell?"
"That would be Janet's 'Something borrowed.'"

[via The Chive]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 30, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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Nothing says eternal romance quite like puke and balls.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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Can we safely assume "studying the Bible" is code for masturbating with a belt around your neck?

How To Make 3 Months' Salary Last Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

"Do you, Karen, have unprotected sex with strangers you meet at bars?"
"I do."

[via Izismile]

'Guns' And 'Coffins' Are Across The Street

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

This would be the perfect place for my new boutique, "I Saw You Fucking The Mailman, Susan."

[via Buzzfeed]

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Holy Matrimony, Batman!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

batwedding

"Really, dude? Yellow Converse at your own wedding?" – guy dressed as bat

[via The Chive]