marriage

Now she has her "something borrowed."

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She prefers to be called my "mistress". Love, Dave

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Q Sorry.  Follow up question.  Did I mention that both times he was masturbating to the photo of you in the Ask Emma section of the newspaper?  I probably should have mentioned that.  It's extremely relevant to my question.

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The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Phillip Barlow.

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He's marrying her for her brains.  She has an entire freezer full at home.

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Somebody get Julz' boyfriend a totem. Stat!

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Oh, to be 5 and stupid.

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Steve decided to marry Lynn just for the halibut.

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Alex R.

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At least if things don't work out, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

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What's next?  Proposing via text message?  Proposing on Twitter?  Checking into marriage on Foursquare?

Proposing over the Internet is a surefire plan for rejection.  A number of you have tried proposing via comments on the Tosh.0 blog and Daniel has proven that doesn't work.

Need further proof?  Watch this:

Hey, chick with the tits that just divorced the Sexiest Man Alive…  Ryan whatever his name is…  Will you marry me?

I think when that offer fails, we'll have proven once and for all that proposing on the web never works.

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