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Jesus Fucking Christ, I Did Not Agree to This! by the Cat
[via Pleated Jeans]
Yesterday, a Seattle woman married a 107-year-old warehouse set for demolition.
Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is. The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."
Poor people and people of color were seen shaking their heads and saying, "Fuckin' white bitches."
The Royal Wedding looks bloody fun.
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He's marrying her for her brains. She has an entire freezer full at home.
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