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Mr. Balls does a lot for cancer research but even more for abstinence.

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In related news, the Lakers fan is in stable condition and I now watch sports religiously.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah. Fuck that beaver suit-wearin' mothafucka.

I'm actually impressed how well the lion handles that cock.  I think this backfired.  Score one for the lion team!

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I hate people dressed as animals so this video brings me great joy. I've literally watched it 5 times and I'm still laughing.

Serves you right, minor league mascot. Serves you right.

Everybody knows that the chicken dance is 30 seconds too long.

When it starts, you're excited. You're into it. It's been a while since you've heard the chicken dance song.

After a few rounds, you start to remember why the chicken dance is only brought out on rare occasions. It gets old pretty quick.

That's why I like this video. Because I am a firm believer that anybody who attempts to dance the whole chicken dance should be tackled. Chicken costume or not.

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Often times, it's not the crash to the ground that's so funny: It's the writhing on the floor in pain.

What are those referees doing?  They don't feel like they have to get involved because no one committed a foul??  Sure, the block was clean, but they could at least see if this guy needs an ambulance.

For that matter, why did no one help this kid?  A whole line of people is watching from the wall, and not only does no one check to see if he's alright… they barely even react.  The one girl is laughing; other than that, you'd think they were watching warm-ups.

What makes me think the guy in the mascot costume isn't the most popular kid in school?

Many things.

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