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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

Your Balls Have A Face Now

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 11, 2013 at 8:00PM

mrballs

Mr. Balls does a lot for cancer research but even more for abstinence.

[via Unique Daily]

Have Some Cake

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

In related news, the Lakers fan is in stable condition and I now watch sports religiously.

[via NBAVIDEOSS247]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Yeah. Fuck that beaver suit-wearin' mothafucka.

That's How You Piss Off the Other Team

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

I'm actually impressed how well the lion handles that cock.  I think this backfired.  Score one for the lion team!

[via Reddit]

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Mascot Moonwalks Off Dugout Roof

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2010 at 10:00AM

I hate people dressed as animals so this video brings me great joy. I've literally watched it 5 times and I'm still laughing.

Serves you right, minor league mascot. Serves you right.

The Chicken Dance Gets What It Deserves

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 3, 2010 at 3:00PM

Everybody knows that the chicken dance is 30 seconds too long.

When it starts, you're excited. You're into it. It's been a while since you've heard the chicken dance song.

After a few rounds, you start to remember why the chicken dance is only brought out on rare occasions. It gets old pretty quick.

That's why I like this video. Because I am a firm believer that anybody who attempts to dance the whole chicken dance should be tackled. Chicken costume or not.

[via The Daily What]

Mascot Dunk Fail

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2009 at 1:17PM

Often times, it's not the crash to the ground that's so funny: It's the writhing on the floor in pain.

What are those referees doing?  They don't feel like they have to get involved because no one committed a foul??  Sure, the block was clean, but they could at least see if this guy needs an ambulance.

For that matter, why did no one help this kid?  A whole line of people is watching from the wall, and not only does no one check to see if he's alright… they barely even react.  The one girl is laughing; other than that, you'd think they were watching warm-ups.

What makes me think the guy in the mascot costume isn't the most popular kid in school?

Many things.

[via Ruining the Internet]

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