Don't Worry, It's Only Seal Masturbating
Just cause you don't have Heidi Klum around anymore doesn't mean you've lost your libido.
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A Simple Answer to a Silly Question
Q Sorry. Follow up question. Did I mention that both times he was masturbating to the photo of you in the Ask Emma section of the newspaper? I probably should have mentioned that. It's extremely relevant to my question.
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Do Not Disturb Signs Should Be More Honest
So that's why they leave a pen in your room…
We've had Do Not Disturb signs on the blog in the recent past, but I think this version brings the whole gag to its inevitable conclusion.
Remember: Honesty is always the best policy. And it's respectful to future guests. Now the maid knows what kind of stains to look out for. Semen can be tricky to spot without a black light.
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Chatroulette
Contrary to popular belief, Chatroulette is not just a bunch of dudes masturbating on their webcams.
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