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Then Where Should I Stand?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're gonna beat it, you'll have to do it right out in the open with the rest of us. Just as the good Lord intended.

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Can't Say You Weren't Warned

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 10:00PM

What did I tell you? DO NOT sit in front of DJ Green. 

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Cheeto Masturbation Is Real

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2014 at 10:00PM

Hopefully he got to finish before he was eaten.

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Thanks For The Warning?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Maybe so, but gentle ass-play is Jesus' phonograph.

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Some Friendly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

I can’t tell which is worse to advertise, that you exclusively jerk off, or that you hate women.

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