math

Hard to argue with that logic.

And to get millimeters, you just add a "milli". Hit me again.

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"That was simple enough.  Bring on the write < and > problems!"

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"You laugh now, but in 10 years I'll have enough money to get women far older and less attractive than these."

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CUSTOMER: Can I have 4 scoops?

OWNER: Do you want four 1 scoops or do you want two 2 scoops?  Four 1 scoops is actually 8 scoops, whereas two 2 scoops is 6 scoops.  Unless you mean you want a 4 scoops cone which comes out to 5 scoops.

CUSTOMER: Just give me a waffle cone.  I only have 50 cents anyway.

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We're one step closer to my dream of getting dogs to do our taxes.

[via The Daily What]

The latest Internet celebrity is Jake Barnett.  At 12-years-old, he is one year younger than Rebecca Black, but has gained notoriety for completely opposite reasons.

He's a frickin' genius.

Reportedly, he has an IQ of 170 (slightly higher than Einstein) and despite suffering from Asperger's Syndrome (you know, that disease that makes you a genius), he does relatively well in front of a camera when doing things like discussing how to tackle Calculus 2 problems.

His mom on the other hand… not so great.

We get it!  People who watch Ellen are idiots!  Only some sort of Ellen-watching idiot would have to repeat that fact over and over again.

Though this whole story probably confuses you guys.  You watch Tosh.0.

But seriously, if any of you can help Jake's mom by answering Jake's question, STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE AND GO FIX SOCIETY!

[via Geekologie]

And this is one of them. Holy shit, Remmy.

I think the real question here is, why are toaster ovens so small? If you add a toaster to an oven, shouldn't it be at least as big as the oven?

I guess to put it into simplest terms, How come a toaster plus an oven is a toaster oven but then my toaster oven is only the size of my microwave which is way smaller than my oven?

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Not to be outdone by Carly and her CliTaurus, I saw this image on the web yesterday and found it kind of funny.

And then I found it kind of unfunny and decided not to post it.

But now I'm thinking we have a whole "things you can write on cars" theme going so why not.

Blame Carly.

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I'm actually a big math dork, so I found this pretty funny.

But since I'll assume you guys aren't all nerds like me, I handled the calculations for you so you could start prank calling Paula right away.

Her number is (650) 137.62-0011.333333333333333.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hm…  Camron…  Not sure if I'm following your math…

I mean, I could understand BIG BI + THE JETSONS = TOSH.0.

Or OSCAR THE GROU + THE MAGILLA GORILLA SHOW = TOSH.0.

Or even SNUFFLEUPAG + SUPER FRIENDS = TOSH.0.

But COOKIE MONST + THE FLINSTONES = TOSH.0?

What are you?  So sort of idiot?!?