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Street Bargain

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just be careful when you cut it open. You don't want to wind up with a dead hooker AND a ruined mattress.

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Hardcore, Extreme!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

Feels like the X-Games are really reaching at this point.

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Tuck And Roll, Janie!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

"If your mother asks, just tell her I hit you."

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Here's That 850 Person Mattress Dominoes Video You Didn't Ask For

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 1, 2012 at 12:00PM

On Tuesday, 850 employees of La Quinta Inn & Suites set a new Guinness World Record for longest chain of human mattress dominoes.

Cool, you guys!

I'm still never setting foot inside a La Quinta Inn & Suites. And I'm definitely not sleeping on your fat employee's sweat-stained mattress.

[via The DW]

Human Mattress Dominos World Record

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2009 at 11:00AM

Before the advent of the Internet, the general populous had no idea what passed for entertainment in the city of Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Once a year, the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers would win an automatic birth to the NCAA basketball tournament by capturing the title of the terrible Sun Belt conference, but, outside of that, nothing!

Now, thanks to the "world" wide web — and yes, despite protests from the European Union, Kentucky is still considered part of the "world" — we can learn all sorts of things!

First, with some extensive Wikipedia research, I've been informed that since 2006, Bowling Green has been home to a single A minor league baseball team affiliated with the Tampa Bay Rays, the Bowling Green Hot Rods.

Then, through the magic of YouTube, I was able to watch the above video showing some Kentuckians in action!

Yes, you're seeing it correctly: This video shows fans of the Hot Rods attempting to break the world record for "human mattress dominos."  The record seemed like a perfect fit since most of these people don't like to spend a lot of time out of bed, and these hefty humans on the outskirts of Appalachia certainly have gravity on their side.

Zing!  Send your hate mail to the comments.

[via Ben's Biz Blog on MLB.com]