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Maury On Wheels

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

DNATruck

If this truck ever gets into an accident, it's going to be one hell of a mess.

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Pole Dancing. So Hot Right Now.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:00PM

hotnewlook

Posted without comment.

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Not Sure A DNA Test Is Necessary, But Okay.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

maury

So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

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I Wonder How Much Child Support This Cost

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

maurymobile

This really puts my Sally Jesse RAV-4-el to shame.

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Not The Way I Do It!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

On the next Maury: "Are your wife and best friend having MORE than just a cookout?"

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This Wouldn't Be Happening If His Name Were 'Zune'

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 11:00AM

I hope he wore a cover.

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Brinkley's Had A Tough Life

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

Says he was once stomped on by a giant bitch. -Ant

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Hair Says A Lot About A Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 16, 2011 at 11:00AM

Usually it's a more subtle message. Like "didn't shower today" or "still thinks goatees are cool".

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DNA Test

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 10:00AM

Bummer. I was hoping Bacon would've had a hand in this.

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Maury Has A Question For You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 27, 2011 at 2:00PM

If so, call Maury! And against all odds, your life will get worse.

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