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She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• White Will Smith. What the WHAT.
• Meanwhile, At McDonalds… People are disgusting human beings.
• The Dress Drake App is exactly what you'd expect. You dress Drake.
• A guy tries to break a car window with his head. Nope.
• How old is Jay-Z? Well he's from the 19th century, if that answers your question.
• Girls love mirrors. Guys love girls' bodies. Here are girl's bodies in mirrors.
• Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal, because it's Friday and I dare you not to smile at this.
• This parakeet's got a lot to say. Weird that he's never heard the phrase, "shut the fuck up".
• Is this the dumbest tweet ever? Thanks, Dwight Howard.
• 25 best pro wrestling glamour shots. Feathers and glitter and shit.
• And a bonus link! The excuse generator. I swear it wasn't my fault, the ghost of Hitler came on me.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

You guys comin' to the afterparty? Oh, you all have horrible diarrhea? Never mind.

[via Break]

Hey buddy, why don't you drive a car and eat horsemeat at IKEA like a normal person?

[via The Chive]

If everyone has a different version of hell, this is Jessica Simpson's.

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Besides, do you know how hard it is to get McRib sauce off a skirt?

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You better be in bed, with BBQ and Sweet and Sour on your nightstand.

Relax. He just wants to make sure they gave you enough ketchup packets.

[via Break]

This is actually a happy meal toy under a microscope.

[via The Chive]