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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

At Least She's Still Hot Enough To Get Laid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

[via I am Bored]

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'Nothing Comes Between Me And My Dad'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

Except a penis.

[via Roy Reid]

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Fan Favorites: Krispy Kreme's 'Me And Daniel Tosh'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 6:00PM

My pleasure, John. I hear Me And Daniel Tosh may help lower cholesterol!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I see Daniel got braids for the holidays. Festive!

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What You're Saying

'Me And Daniel Tosh': The Music Video

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 3, 2012 at 4:00PM

The world premiere music video for your new favorite rap song, 'Me and Daniel Tosh'. A Tosh.0 exclusive, y'all!

"Now we're best friends and we'll never be alone."

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Air Force Come

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Crossing my fingers he's got strong swimmers. Amiright?!

[via Ratsoff!]

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Chatroulette Just Got AWESOME

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 10, 2012 at 4:00PM

Rough day? Problem solved.

[via Gothamist]

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Ha, Who Listens to a Piece of Jewelry?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Don't bother me now, ring!  I'm having the best sex of my life!"

[via Izismile]

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Every Driver's a Comedian

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 1:00PM

Joke's on you, asshole.  My mom died last week choking on a giant cock.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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F*ck Ed Hardy

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 20, 2009 at 11:00AM

EdHardy

Despite what I say, my life is not that exciting.  Seriously.  I'm struggling through every letter of this post.

But I did have an adventure recently…  Near the Tosh.0 production studios is an Ed Hardy outlet.  While killing time between posts, we strolled down to the store and someone on Team Tosh took the above photo of me modeling some hot Ed Hardy gear.

As an old man, little did I know I was committing a fashion faux pas.

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