New Every Tuesday

All New Tosh.0 App

Catch Tosh on Tour

Hot Hat

WATCH FULL EPISODES
CAPTION CHALLENGE

Watch three different full episodes every Tuesday.

NOW AVAILABLE: more puke, injury, and titties than your precious soul can handle.

See Daniel doing stand-up live on tour and be forever changed. Buy tickets now!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke in the comments.

TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

I Hope You're More of a Shower Than a Grower

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 18, 2011 at 1:00PM

Yeah…  I'm actually more of a "ball size guy," so this doesn't really apply to me.

Because most women I meet don't care about penis size, they like guys with giant balls.  At least that's what they tell me.

Call me when the invent underwear with a built in caliper.

[via BuzzFeed]

PREVIOUS 1 NEXT

WHAT'S HOT

Wake Up, Man Baby

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 212,345

30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 163,904

Poop Slide

Posted: 04/16/13

Total Views: 124,583

Video Breakdown - Crack Ninja - Uncensored

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 120,451

Baby Oil Kid

Posted: 05/14/13

Total Views: 117,147