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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

poultry

Right? How sexy are hens.

Also, because this blog is a concierge service of sorts, I've pulled this clip for you to enjoy. Have a nice day.

Oh, Vegan's My Mom's Name

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

vegandog

Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 22, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via YouTube]

I Guess The Credit Card Machine Is Broken

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

Want Some Fries? Slap Our Thighs.

[via The Chive]

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arby's

bang

bang us

bang us for our angus

beef

fast food

fries

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Sex

signs

thighs

wtf

Ready For The Apocalypse, Johnny?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

He must be excited. He doesn't usually wear veal.

[via Izismile]

Meeeeeaty Christmas!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

I couldn't find any gingerbread, but I WAS able to slaughter 17 animals.

[via Happy Place]

A Jewish Gay Dude's Worst Nightmare

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

"Thanks, but I'd rather have the matzo balls."

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

gay

Jewish

meat

package

pork

sign

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I Only Shop Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

"Come" inside and "snatch" up a "sausage". And don't forget to rub our "clitoris."

[Via Alex Hooper]

Tags: 

butcher

markets

meat

stores

tight

vag

vag meat

vagina

I See Your Mom Opened Up A BBQ Joint

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 5:00PM

Seriously though, be as gummy as possible.

[via I am Bored]

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bbq

beef

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teeth

texas

That Seems a Bit Early to Be Displaying My Child's Ass Meat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Why did we spend so much time teaching the kids anagramming!?"

[via IAB]

Tags: 

ass

ass meat

child

child's ass meat

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meat

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