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So… We meat again!

We received over 1,500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rene Montez.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

He'll do whatever it takes to get a job at Benihana.

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[photo: Eat Liver]

"You guys are pervs.  I'm not a peace of meat.  Now I have to go cover myself in marinade and lay on the grill for awhile."

[via I Am Bored]

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

The Tosh.0 blog features a lot of pics.  This year, the "#pics" category covered 98 pages.

Most of these posts are just variations on different themes: sex, signs, alcohol-related oddities, drug jokes, college humor, photobombs, tattoos, funny shirts, race relations, animals, holidays, the occasional animated GIF and photos where Ernie Hudson looks like he's having anal sex with himself.

Which is why I believe one pic easily rose to the top of the heap: Ham Solo.

The web is a never-ending menagerie of LOLs and mehs, and rarely do you come across such a unique artistic statement as Star Wars meat.

Honorable mentions to the house that looked like Hitler, the guy who left his stroller outside an off-track betting parlor, the guy with a tattoo of a basset hound with his face in a fan, and the fat dad in the kiddie pool.

And one last shout out to 2011's greatest trend: chubby people wearing skin-tight, skin-colored leggings so it totally looks like they're not wearing pants.

Here's hoping fatties keep wearing tight pants well into 2012.

He might give you E. coli but at least he can't get you pregnant.

[via BIOTV]

"I'm sorry, but you're not right for this job.  I'll be honest with you: Your meat cutting is excellent but your rapping is sub-Mase."

[via Izismile]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

In the past 6 months, the Epic Meal Time guys have gone from novelty to Internet celebs, sporting an unblemished record of weekly million-plus-view videos and even TV appearances.

But you haven't really made it until you get your own kid parody.  (Wes.7 anyone?)

"I bet you wish you had the metabolism to drink this, hater.  I'm 10 years old," this pint-sized parody host proclaims in the vid above.

Whatever, dude.  Nice house you got there.  What are you?  Upper middle class??  You gonna eat that mac 'n' cheese meat lasagna with the golden spoon you were born with in your mouth??

Yeah, I went there.

But seriously, can I swing by sometime?  You seem to have a lot of spare food and the blogging game has left me a little light in the wallet…

[via The Daily What]

I think what you meant to say is "We no longer have the energy to meet with you."

[via EPICponyz]

We received nearly two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Paul Woodland.

"My baloney has a first name… and a SSN."

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.