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Nice job, Emcee IBS.

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Featuring some of the latest�Twitter�and�Facebook�comments about Tosh.0.

That and Adderall. Am I right, college kids?

This also explains why right before I sneeze it always smells like ghost grundle.

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According to BWE,

A new medical study conducted by�Detroit Medical Center�recommends a method called ?nasal packing with strips of cured pork? as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds?

?Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae ??

Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.

Maple bacon for every nose!

If you use Retin-A acne medication, it will be itchy, itchy, scratchy and it will burn and it will take a long time to work BUT it's cool! So do it anyway! DO IT you gangsta!

Rapping has a way of making mundane things straight up awesome. You know, sex and money and fame weren't cool either until 50 Cent started rapping about them.

And yes, you look like a pepperoni pizza. With glasses. And braces.

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Can't get enough redemption?� Check out additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel digs even deeper into one of 2009 top viral video sensations, the father and son team who captured one of life's altered states with David After Dentist,� in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

As I type, David After Dentist has 47,230,511 views.� Yes, that is 47 million views.

How do you get to 47 million views?

The video was uploaded about a year ago on January 30, 2009.� That means David After Dentist has been watched well over 100,000 times a day.� Over 5,000 times an hour.� Nearly 100 times a minute.� Which means, yes, on average, someone has watched David's drugged-up mayhem at least once every second since it hit the web.

"Is this real life?" David so famously inquired.

No, that is not real life, David.� That's is a once-in-a-lifetime viral phenomenon.

Catch the season premiere of Tosh.0 on its new night and time, this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central, when we will give David a chance to prove that it wasn't like that forever.

Want more redemption?� You can check out all of Season 1's Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.

Some people believe this garbage. That's why I'm afraid to post this — because it might actually convert a few people to alternative medicine. To be safe, don't watch it for more than 3 minutes. I wasn't so lucky.

"Hopefully everyone's had chemistry… like, um, in school… way back when?" Call me homeopathic-phobic, but it's probably not a good sign when a lecture starts by making sure that the audience hasn't thought about science since elementary school.

Here's something else she says: "If you take that formula, E=MC^2, you can almost cross out mass. So the formula ends up being: energy equals the speed of light." Yes, she actually said that. Energy equals the speed of light. And I don't have energy in the morning unless I have a coffee. Therefore, coffee equals the speed of light.

Science and medical blogs have been bashing this homeopathy breakdown over the past 24 hours. But it wasn't until I read one user's comment on Reddit that I truly began to believe in homeopathy:

Okay so you have this smart person that you may have heard of. Take their major science break through that has nothing to do with what I am saying. Alright are you still with me. Then take this other guy who you may have also heard of. Combine the two together and add a ton of complete bullshit. We take this bullshit and condense it down into pellets. We then sell our condensed bullshit pellets to you. Profit!