Nice job, Emcee IBS.
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This also explains why right before I sneeze it always smells like ghost grundle.
[via Blame It on the Voices]
According to BWE,
A new medical study conducted by Detroit Medical Center recommends a method called “nasal packing with strips of cured pork” as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds…
“Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae …”
Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.
Maple bacon for every nose!
If you use Retin-A acne medication, it will be itchy, itchy, scratchy and it will burn and it will take a long time to work BUT it's cool! So do it anyway! DO IT you gangsta!
Rapping has a way of making mundane things straight up awesome. You know, sex and money and fame weren't cool either until 50 Cent started rapping about them.
And yes, you look like a pepperoni pizza. With glasses. And braces.
[via Found Footage Festival. Greatest. Site. Ever.]