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Happy 14th Birthday, Cody!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 10, 2011 at 5:00PM

Uh, thanks, Mom. I'm just gonna to my room now.

I'll bring the cake.

[via i-a-b]

Victoria's Secret Model Cast in Transformers 3

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 1, 2010 at 3:00PM

Remember when Michael Bay saved the world by putting his "small" project on hold to work on Transformers 3? Well now he's gone and done us all another huge favor by casting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Shia LeBeouf's love interest in the film.

"I don't understand how this effects me personally," you're saying. Excellent point. However, I would like to take this opportunity to explain what Bay's creative decision has done for our society.

He's shown actress-wannabes across the nation that you need nothing more than a body that looks good in panties to be cast in a multi-million dollar franchise. No experience? No talent? No problem.

In addition, by casting one of the only people in the world less believable than Megan Fox as Sam Witwicky's girlfriend, Michael Bay has defied the norm. He's broken stereotypes and shown average, dorky college kids everywhere that they too can date supermodels.

Wow. Right? We owe Michael Bay at least another $700 million for this groundbreaking work.

[via Coming Soon]

Is Megan Fox Hot Enough For You?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2010 at 4:00PM

Here's the context on this image…

Eh, F' it.  You get the point.  No woman is hot enough for Tron Guy.

[via Reddit]

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Megan Fox Made Un-Sexy

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | October 1, 2009 at 1:00PM

Megan? Is that you?

Make-up artists and hair stylists spend hours and hours making Megan Fox look good. Well, better, at least. Make-up can do a number on acne but it doesn’t go very far on a thumb that looks like it’s been stepped on by a Transformer.

All the time spent and salaries paid primping an actress can be undone in less than 30 minutes by a loser with a computer whose entire anatomy looks only marginally better than Fox’s thumb. And I think that leveling-of-the-playing-field is more beautiful than both. Don’t you?

Manofest has 19 more images of Megan Fox un-foxed by internet creeps with Photoshop.

[via Gorilla Mask]

Megan Fox + Catwoman = Traffic

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2009 at 5:00PM

catwoman

Yesterday, British tabloid The Sun reported that Megan Fox had signed on to play Catwoman in an upcoming Batman movie.

Today, People fired back that, according to their sources at Warner Bros., the rumor is untrue.  (In fact, the movie doesn't even exist.)

Regardless of what the truth is, you can't blame The Sun for running this story.  It only combines the two most popular things on the Internet: Megan Fox and cats!

This was genius.  Don't be surprised if tomorrow I post on a new "rumor" that the next episode of True Blood will feature Miss Universe 2009 winning Powerball Mega Millions lottery results.

Checkmate.

[via Popeater]