Memes

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I feel like you didn't paint a clear enough picture. Give us more details?

Gawker has proclaimed that 'breading' cats is a "Hot New Internet Meme."

Ask anyone from China: breaded dog tastes better.

[via Gawker]

Someone created a Keyboard Cat toy!

Now if only he could create a time machine to go back 2 years to when people might actually have wanted one of these.

[via The Daily What]

We can learn a lot from children. Naps are a necessity, sharing is overrated, and picking your nose is okay as long as you have somewhere to stash the booger.

Also, planking, is just dumb.

It seems even more ridiculous through the eyes of kids. They're as open-minded as they come but they still find this behavior unacceptable.

"We're running out of stuff to post on the Internet!!!!"

No shit, Sloane. Nooo shit.

[The Fine Bros]

A bar in Washington has created an Internet meme-specific drink menu.

Where's the Toshtini?  They can't get their hands on bottled water, tap water and Lymon?

Or what about my new concoction, the Tosh.0 Blogger?  10 beers, 2 bottles of red wine, drink one after another at breakneck speed, wake up the next morning and realize you are still alive, repeat.

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

Oh…  Wow….  An eagle…

It took you three and a half years to get us from a chipmunk to an eagle?

Allow me to prepare my best slow clap.

Bravo.

There's a new meme in town…  Taking Kanye West tweets and using them as the captions to New Yorker cartoons.

It just goes to show that if you take two things that suck and put them together, sometimes you get something that only kind of sucks.  Like how M. Night Shyamalan and Mel Gibson combined to make Signs.

See more of Mashable's favorite Kanye meets the New Yorker cartoons here.

Depression Dog is a lesser known sub-meme done in the "Advice Dog style."

But it's fitting that when a member of Reddit received the above hand-drawn versions of the meme, it came from a friend in jail.  What better place to be depressed?  And with no computer, paper and pencil is the closest you're going to come to spending time on the web.

But I'd like to encourage this particular inmate to look on the bright side of things.

That's why I have created "Bright Side of Jail Bunny!"

[via The Daily What]

April 20th is Hitler's birthday and once again he doesn't have a whole lot to celebrate about.

TechCrunch reports that Constantin Film is putting the heat on the extremely popular Hitler Parody Video meme almost as badly as when the Allies shut the Fuhrer down back in 1945.

Constantin claims that the parody vids (where people change the subtitles on this German language film) is a violation of their copyright on the movie Downfall which they own.

Apparently, Constantin was selling DVD copies of Downfall hand over fist until people realized that they could get a three minute clip of the film with altered subtitles for free.  This obviously had a huge impact on their business practices.  Just imagine, why would you pay to buy the Blu-Ray disc of Star Wars when you can watch a two minute re-edited Star Wars parody clip online for free!?

Looks like you lose again, Hitler!

[via The Daily What]

Remember the "Hello My Future Girlfriend" kid?  It was one of the earliest viral phenomenon, originated from a page that was created back in 1998.

Well, he's back.  Kind of.  Oh, and he's gayer than ever!  Literally.  He recently (and as I have to point out, ironically) came out of the closet.

Urlesque tracked him down and even got him to recreate the creepy audio track he did on his original website, albeit with his new sexual orientation in mind, thus creating the video above, "Hello My Future Boyfriend."

Somehow I'm thinking this new video will be just as unsuccessful as his original website at attracting a partner.

For me, this isn't about being gay or straight, or creating a good website or video…  Dude!  Just learn how to get a proper fucking haircut!!