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Nearly every year for the past 25 years, this family has filmed as their son and daughter come bounding down the stairs on Christmas morning.  The feel good compilation has already racked up half a million views since being uploaded on December 25th.

In contrast, I spent Christmas morning the same way I've spent many Christmas mornings: an ice pack on my head warding off my favorite gift from Santa — a raging hangover.

Eh.  Different families, different traditions.  Who's to say which is better?  I mean, theirs may seem all warm and fuzzy, but do those kids really look that happy?

Yeah, exactly…

[via Cynical-C]

Spray to Forget is a ?beneficial editor for one?s consciousness? that, when sprayed, releases a difficult memory and replaces it with a more appealing one. And yes, it?s real.

But this ?conceptual sideways-elevator? seems dangerous to me. No one liked it when Kay and Jay used the neuralyzer on people in Men in Black. And humans don?t like it when vampires erase their memories every time they see something they shouldn?t lurking around Mystic Falls.

Did I just make a Vampire Diaries reference? You bet I did.

Anyway, Spray to Forget sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Personally, I kind of like it when things only previously seen in fictional television shows and movies become a reality. Like, I?d be down for a flying car or one of those holographic computers. And, obviously, if Stefan Salvatore were real I wouldn?t mind.

Another Vampire Diaries reference? Yep. I?m not ashamed.

[via The Daily What]

You know how the stores stock up the shelves with Christmas things the day after Halloween?

That's what I wanted to do with this blog. So who's ready for Christmas?

[via I Am Bored]

…is having the world's largest cappuccino in your cup.  That's how that jingle went, right?

I can't remember.  Watching 349 videos a day online for this job has completely burned out all of my memories.  Folger's coffee jingles, third grade English class, Christmases with my family — I remember nothing.  

But I can remember that the Internet shows me way more than my memories could ever provide; like that these people that made the biggest cup of cappuccino in Russia, or this kid can't handle his nitrous, and that I'm totally dead inside for knowing these things!  When is my mother's birthday!?  It doesn't matter, because I can direct you to more nutshot videos than any other human on the planet.  And that's more important than anything, right?!  

Hahahaha, oh I'm losing my mind because I signed it over to the Grape Stomping Lady somewhere earlier this summer!!! Whee!

So, who cares about this stupid, giant cup of coffee?  

Me!  

[via UniqueDaily]