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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Memories

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

I feel bad for this person.

There was a time when they actually cared.  That's gotta suck.

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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2011 at 10:00AM

Or just two: fuck you.

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Crazy Alcoholic Kids

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 9, 2011 at 1:00PM

Supposedly, the picture in this frame was the one that came with the frame (as spotted in a TJ Maxx, which seems about right).

To be fair though, it takes way less alcohol to get a little kid to blackout.  So they probably weren't drinking that much.

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10 Best Wedding Photobombs

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 26, 2010 at 10:00AM

When people get dressed up real nice and pay a photographer thousands of dollars to document a once-in-a-lifetime event, it serves as the perfect opportunity for a photobomb.

What better way to celebrate the end of the month of loooove than with a Best of Wedding Photobombs collection?

Love is patient. Love is blind. See what you miss when you only have eyes for each other after the jump… more...

Spray to Forget

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 24, 2010 at 5:00PM

Spray to Forget is a ?beneficial editor for one?s consciousness? that, when sprayed, releases a difficult memory and replaces it with a more appealing one. And yes, it?s real.

But this ?conceptual sideways-elevator? seems dangerous to me. No one liked it when Kay and Jay used the neuralyzer on people in Men in Black. And humans don?t like it when vampires erase their memories every time they see something they shouldn?t lurking around Mystic Falls.

Did I just make a Vampire Diaries reference? You bet I did.

Anyway, Spray to Forget sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Personally, I kind of like it when things only previously seen in fictional television shows and movies become a reality. Like, I?d be down for a flying car or one of those holographic computers. And, obviously, if Stefan Salvatore were real I wouldn?t mind.

Another Vampire Diaries reference? Yep. I?m not ashamed.

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