meth

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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Hey, it's one of the first rules of business: You gotta go where your customers are.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't do drugs, Adam. Unless it's crystal meth. Apparently that stuff is pretty cool.

Meth. Just this once.

Unless you want to see Chewbacca playing baseball. Because apparently that's normal when you're high.

BRB, going to get some meth.

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Whoever created this animated GIF seems like a "glass half full" type of guy.

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Robbers cleared out an Apple Store in New Jersey in an impressive 31 seconds (as seen in the above report from my old childhood local news station, 6 ABC!)  Police were amazed at how effectively and efficiently the robbery was executed.

Now, by posting this video on the web, someone has finally created an informative source for "How to Commit a Robbery."  It'll be a great way to earn some money for everyone who learned how to make methamphetamines with a soda bottle last week!

And to think, when I was a kid, I had to send away for my bomb-making kit via some vague ad in the back of a self-published underground magazine I found in that creepy used bookstore down the street.  I also got Good Grief, Charlie Brown for a fifteen cents!

My how times have changed.  Good grief!