Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Rihanna getting a tattoo with a chisel. Bitch musta been high as a kite.
- Tweet at @tofu_product and it'll respond like you talk. Kind of.
- 21 perfectly captioned Snapchats, besides one of my boobs that I titled, "Boobs".
- 29 kids doing Halloween right. Kids are so much better than adults.
- Bill Gates as Austin Powers makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.
- The best actresses to follow on Instagram. Sexy ladies! Who have money!
- A Mexican mad padlocked his gf's jeans for 12 years. Has she never heard of a skirt?
- 50 horrible photos taken my professional photographers. "Professional" by Sears standards, at least.
- 20 ridiculous dating sites that actually exist. I often ask myself, am I ugly?
- And Fox News has a new newsroom. It's just a bunch of giant iPads with people on Twitter.
[video via Buzzfeed]