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This is actually the only correct way to disinfect one of these.

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Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

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You know you're racist when..

You own a Mexican. And someone tells you to color it.

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Not every Transformer turns into something cool.

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I prefer the place across the street.  They have wi-fi as big as your ass and free nachos.

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Makes sense to me: the KKK is already wearing masks, might as well get in the ring.

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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to figure out why on Earth anyone would want to get married in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel gives this couple a less dusty dream wedding.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at 10!

"AHAHAHAHA!!!!!  That's so funny.  But seriously, stay the fuck out of Arizona." – Arizonans

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Nyan Cat has fallen on tough times.  Like many who suddenly have the spotlight of fame thrust upon them, he quickly found himself getting in with the wrong crowd and making poor decisions.

The footage above shows Nyan Cat moments before being apprehended by U.S. Border Patrol attempting to smuggle drugs into the United States.

Apparently what gave him away was the large stream of psychedelic material following him, as well as the fact that he is made out of a taco.

This will be my last Nyan Cat post as he'll be spending the remainder of his short cat life in a federal penitentiary.

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