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Hey, how's your Doritos Locos Taco? (Pussy.)

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This is actually the only correct way to disinfect one of these.

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Congratulations, it's a burrito and you're going to die at 40.

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A victory for heavily processed Mexicans everywhere.

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"AHAHAHAHA!!!!!  That's so funny.  But seriously, stay the fuck out of Arizona." – Arizonans

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Don't get your hopes up…  It's just a prop for an upcoming 2012-slated rom-com staring Emily Blunt and Jason Segel called The Five-Year Engagement.

But you have to ask yourself, which would actually make people happier: an emergency-equipped taco truck or another Jason Segel romantic comedy?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.  ONLY TIME.

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Not because of the tattoo. Just because everyone that works there is afraid of him.

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Spreading like wildfire on the web, news that Taco Bell has been test marketing tacos that have shells made out of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Called "Doritos Locos Tacos" — probably because you'd be crazy not to immediately fly to whichever cities are currently blessed with these holy creations — you can get a sneak peak of a customer eating one above.

As he states in the video, "It's everything I expected and more."

Oh, so you mean it's like having a million and one taste bud orgasms shooting through your face hole!!?!  Because that's one more taste bud orgasm than I'd expect to have.

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Huh. That outfit looked way better on her when she was pregnant.

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