Mexicans

Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.

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THIS THEATRE IS BURRITO BOWL ONLY.

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Redditor lkendall0125 snapped this photo in the beer aisle of a Walmart in Charlotte, North Carolina.

It's part of Walmart's new exchange program with New York City Transit.  Somewhere in Manhattan, a drunken hick is annoying morning commuters by asking where the Busch Light is on a crowded subway car.

(If you don't get that joke, you've never had the pleasure of being spontaneously entertained by a mariachi band on a NYC subway, and I envy you.)

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All day, all I've wanted is tacos.  Thankfully, I didn't encounter this sign IRL or I would have flipped.

But there's something worse here than a lack of tacos: Whoever added that second part to the sign thought they were making a clever pun on the word "short," but being that this place sells Mexican food, I find it pretty offensive!

It's not their fault they are so short!  Maybe they couldn't reach to turn on the stove?!  Maybe that was the actual problem?!

You insensitive bastard!

If the sign said "Sorry we are closed because we ran out of money," I bet this person would write "Hire some Jews cause I need a bagel!"

Just ignorant, really.  Kind of sad.