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Happy Non-White History Month

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 12:00PM

Okay class, today we'll be learning about the time Martin Luther King Jr. defeated EL CHUPACABRA.

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Because Hanging a 'No Mexicans' Sign Is Illegal

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 7, 2011 at 11:00AM

THIS THEATRE IS BURRITO BOWL ONLY.

[via I Am Bored]

Cinco de Mayo Was Last Week, You Guys Can Go Home Now

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2011 at 10:00AM

Redditor lkendall0125 snapped this photo in the beer aisle of a Walmart in Charlotte, North Carolina.

It's part of Walmart's new exchange program with New York City Transit.  Somewhere in Manhattan, a drunken hick is annoying morning commuters by asking where the Busch Light is on a crowded subway car.

(If you don't get that joke, you've never had the pleasure of being spontaneously entertained by a mariachi band on a NYC subway, and I envy you.)

[via Reddit]

I Need a Taco!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 29, 2010 at 4:00PM

All day, all I've wanted is tacos.  Thankfully, I didn't encounter this sign IRL or I would have flipped.

But there's something worse here than a lack of tacos: Whoever added that second part to the sign thought they were making a clever pun on the word "short," but being that this place sells Mexican food, I find it pretty offensive!

It's not their fault they are so short!  Maybe they couldn't reach to turn on the stove?!  Maybe that was the actual problem?!

You insensitive bastard!

If the sign said "Sorry we are closed because we ran out of money," I bet this person would write "Hire some Jews cause I need a bagel!"

Just ignorant, really.  Kind of sad.

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