michael jackson

I guess I still find him hot, 'cause sweat's dripping down my neck.

Oh shit nevermind- my ears are bleeding.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

They prefer to be called "dancers," not "murderers."

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I guess those rumors were true because God sent MJ to Russia.

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Nailed it.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Fur Fright 2011 Thriller Dance" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Fur Fright 2011 Thriller Dance." I know many of you have been thinking, "Mike, it's been awhile since you last posted a video of furries dancing to Michael Jackson for us to rename."  I can read your thoughts.  Wish granted.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jay Buttel with his title "Finally, a bitch who does what she's told."  It's funny because the word bitch can mean a female dog or also serve as derogatory slang against a woman.  Congratulations, Jay!

Okay, so I turn around in a circle and then drive into your crotch? Awesome.

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Frankie is OK. He is better than OK.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

According to Blame It On The Voices, Herbert Chavez, 35, reportedly underwent chin augmentation, a nose job, silicone lip injections and thigh implants to look like his hero, Superman.

I'm not sure if his surgeries have made him look more like Clark Kent but they have made him look more like Michael Jackson. So there's that.