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"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

[via The Chive]

Michelle said "you have beautiful eyes", but we don't know what Beyoncé said because she just mouthed the words.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matt Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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"Take your hand out of your pants, Mr. President." -Barack's in-ear monitor

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Is it bad that I was kind of hoping we were all gonna blow up and/or melt so I wouldn't have to pay my credit card bill?

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I was finding it hard to put into words why I'm voting for Obama, until I realized it was Michelle's fat ass.

Also, we use the same hair clippers.

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A surefire way to come in first. Basically you should do this before sex.

[via The Daily What]

This week's respectful commenter decided to do things the old-fashioned way: A hand-written cardboard sign held up on the side of the road.

The sign, which can barely be made out to the right, reads: "Death to Obama DEATH to Obama + Michelle + 2 Stupid Kids."

Unfortunately for this guy, he could have learned a valuable lesson from his online commenting counterparts.

One of the reasons people nowadays prefer to comment online instead of IRL is because your comments are placed anonymously.  There is nothing anonymous about standing on the side of a road with a cardboard sign.

Which explains why this man was quickly detained and questioned by the Secret Service and his story found its way to every major media outlet in the country.  (No charges were pressed.  Obama obviously realizes you can't have your free speech and eat it too.)

But for your reckless love of "kickin' it old school," congratulations to "The Death to Obama Guy."  You are our Respectful Commenter of the Week!