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Get A Load Of This Guy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 2:00PM

"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: This Kiss

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Michelle said "you have beautiful eyes", but we don't know what Beyoncé said because she just mouthed the words.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matt Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: This Kiss

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Take your hand out of your pants, Mr. President." -Barack's in-ear monitor

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Jewel Samad/Staff/Getty Images]

WE SURVIVED THE END OF THE WORLD!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 22, 2012 at 12:00AM

Is it bad that I was kind of hoping we were all gonna blow up and/or melt so I wouldn't have to pay my credit card bill?

Don't forget to vote on the 2012 Blog Awards

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Everyone Should Follow Snoop Dogg On Instagram

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

I was finding it hard to put into words why I'm voting for Obama, until I realized it was Michelle's fat ass.

Also, we use the same hair clippers.

[via Barstool]

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