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This Is What Showtime Looks Like

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

"So I keep having this reoccurring dream about Winnie-The-Pooh, Michelle Obama and Tyra Banks." – The only reasonable excuse for this paint job.

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Presidential Photobomb

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 28, 2011 at 2:00PM

I was all like, "One day I will photobomb the President." And they were all like, "Don't hold your breath."

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Just How Many Hands Does Michelle Obama Have?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Earlier today I asked you guys to take an in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands. And now, we've got another extremity mystery on our, well, hands.

In this photo of the President and First Lady deboarding a plane in Chicago, Michelle clearly has a case of extrahanditis.

The people cried Photoshop but, as it turns out, it's just Michelle's mother's hand.

BO-ring. I prefer to believe that the First Lady has one hand permanently holding onto the President and another two that she uses to lift weights and wave.

It's Just Twitter, Scott Baio

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 21, 2010 at 3:00PM

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Scott Baio has been freaking out on Twitter.

Here's the quickest recap I can possibly do (which is all Scott Baio really deserves): He posted this on Twitter, people freaked out, he started getting death threats, and then he freaked out.

First, people, it's Scott Baio.  Scott… freaking… Baio.  This man is a certified idiot.  It's not worth our time to get offended by anything he does.  In fact, the only thing we could possibly be offended by is that he had as long of an acting career as he did.  And, honestly, that's your fault society.  Not his.

Second, Scott Baio, it's just Twitter, dude!  I tweet death threats to the people I follow on Twitter all the time.  I just tweeted a death threat to my coworker Joselyn, like, a few seconds ago for pretty much no good reason whatsoever.

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So everyone just needs to relax, okay?

I'm sure all 6,000 Scott Baio followers will get over it…

Barelle and Michack Obama

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 24, 2009 at 1:00PM

Makes Michelle even hotter

Oh look — it's the Obamas (in no particular order)!

What's the bread and butter of eccentric humor message boards like b3ta? Photoshop jobs like this one. Too bad that's the closest any of them get to an actual job. In which case they should be a little more supportive of Obama's healthcare efforts.

I'm a big fan of our president. It's okay with me if he cross-dresses, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't still walk on the curb side of his wife. That's just etiquette.

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