microwave

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bieber Puke (above)
• Drill Corn
• Front Row to Car Chase
• Wrestler Crushed By Lights
• Jumps Off Pier
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Assassination Attempt
• Walking Her Microwave
• Web Redemption raw clip: Gingers Have Souls
• Super Flex Pass Out Dare

You know what his grandkids are going to say..

"..What the hell is a microwave?"

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Wrong!  I pooped in the FREEZER.  I just used the microwave to warm it back up.

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Wait, this isn't supposed to be a thing.

"CAT" setting I could understand. But if you're crazy enough to throw your kid in the microwave, then you're not going to need a setting for it.

Everyone's got the hots for this "microwaving a box of wine" video today.

Wow.  Exciting.  A box of wine will blow up your microwave… and, apparently, your counter top and your wall.

Dumb.

Here's a much better idea: Drink the box of wine and get yourself a stick of dynamite.  That way you'll have a nice buzz while you're blowing stuff up, and you'll still have a microwave left over to make yourself some popcorn while you're waiting for the police to arrive.

Delish!

Now here's a creative way to clean out your refrigerator: Take out each item one by one and nuke the hell out of it in your microwave.

But if you'd rather just observe the disintegration of random products without having to take a Brillo pad to the inside of your office microwave, this website is right up your alley.

This only-mildly disguised Kraft Foods promo site offers one-click access to videos of 21 household items being microwaved to excess: a tomato, glue, a pineapple, soap, eggs…

My personal favorite: Christmas lights. Just in time for the holidays!

With it's flashy interface surrounded by varsity lettering and school colors, it's nice to see they're not pandering to college students and have finally begun catering to to women over 40. But don't let that turn you off! Microwaves are for everyone.

And kudos to Kraft for ripping off a popular YouTube channel and using it for corporate gain.  It's good to finally see someone profiting off viral videos.

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