Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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LOL, get it? I'm having sex with this cow! Now let's go arrest a woman for exposing an elbow.
[via Acid Cow]
First we found out that Pizza Hut UK has Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza and now this!?
WHAT THE EFF, AMERICAN PIZZA HUT? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND BORING?
If I want pizza with pepperonis and cheese, I'm going to go anywhere besides Pizza Hut because it will undoubtedly taste better. But if I'm in the mood for a pizza stuffed with a cheeseburger or a hot dog, I'm lookin' at you, disgusting fast food chain restaurant. And you're dropping the ball.
Make it a double cheeseburger. Add bacon. Do what it takes to get this thing to the States.
[via Eater]
Last Friday, we showed you "Camel Drinks a Coke" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Camel Drinks a Coke." Not as good as the video "Camel Snorts Coke," but this one will have to suffice for now. At least until I find a camel and my FlipCam.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Meyer with his caption "I've had it with these mother f***in penguins on this mother f***in plane!" Ha! I don't get it. I've never seen that movie. Congratulations, Bruce!
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