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"Now is someone gonna put donuts around these babies or what!?"
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Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.
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Lindsay Lohan knew he was a dick from minute one.
The sky was not pleased at North Korea's attempt to give it a rocket.
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