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Friendly Neighborhood, For The Most Part

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Is this about the woodburning stove?

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Hey Crime, Go F*ck Yourself

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

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"Now is someone gonna put donuts around these babies or what!?"

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Hey, Time: Suck My D*ck

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.

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Take That, Death!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.

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Cut It Out, Mom

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 18, 2012 at 6:00PM

"Oh, this isn't directed at your team. It's directed at your happiness."

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I Didn't Know IKEA Made Houses

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

A hurricane is no excuse for rudeness, sir.

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A Tree Grows In Brooklyn

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 6:00PM

Hey Autumn: go fuck yourself.

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Proof of Evolution

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

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Newborn Baby Immediately Hates Her Father

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

Lindsay Lohan knew he was a dick from minute one.

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Not What You Want to See When You Look Up into the Sky on Friday the 13th

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

The sky was not pleased at North Korea's attempt to give it a rocket.

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